I Want to Be the Main Character!

Evelyn has a secret: she knows she's trapped in a never-ending cycle of stories. From medieval knights to futuristic space explorers, she's played every role, but enough is enough. She's done being the quirky sidekick, the tragic backstory, and the occasional potted plant. Screw the rules, the plot twists, and the story's whims, she's ready to break free. With meta knowledge as her weapon and sarcasm as her shield, Evelyn declares war on the narrative. She'll lie, cheat, and manipulate her way to center stage. The universe can shove its predetermined paths-she's writing her own. As Evelyn navigates her quest to become the main character, she'll face existential crises, genre-bending adventures, and the occasional existential crisis within a genre-bending adventure. Strap in, because Evelyn's breaking all the rules, and she's not apologizing. It's about to get gloriously chaotic.