Being retired was supposed to be easy. No drama, no family, no problems. Ernie should have known better than to piss off Death.​Death's Scythe is missing, and he's refusing to collect any more ghosts until Ernie gives it back.​There's only one problem. Ernie didn't steal it.​Unfortunately, Death's Pride stops him from seeing any other answers. As the ghosts become a problem, Ernie has to choose: find the Scythe, or spend the rest of his retirement with people he couldn't stand when they'd been alive.​With the ghosts in tow, Ernie starts at the one place in town that a thief might visit. The Rabid Rabbit. The brawl was not his fault.​Ernie Smith and the Seven Deadly Sins is a series of short stories that will make you laugh and Ernie cry.​To steal a laugh, pick up this book today.