Are we closer to the apocalypse than we were in 1999? This Catholic layperson attempts to answer this question. Strap yourself in for a roller-coaster ride that ends in eternity. Chapter 1 provides background on the author and offers insight to why this book was written. Chapter 2 attempts to provide in both literal and thoroughly in parable form who God's family is. The final chapter explores events of the past fourteen years. Hurricanes Katrina and Sandy are combined with 9/11, the Columbine killings, the Deepwater Horizon disaster, and Boston Marathon bombing.