At last, the real story behind the financial crisis... The world's financial markets are in meltdown and everyone wants to know who is responsible. Some believe it started two weeks ago with the unfortunate demise of the CFO of Sheol Trading, the world's largest and most feared Hedge fund. Others believe it started much longer ago - 5,000 years ago to be precise, when Gilgamesh ruled Mesopotamia. But, what does this have to do with Duncan Bottomley, an ordinary accountant? And why is he attracting the attention of an overzealous combustible woman, a walking corpse, demons and a Chihuahua with an attitude problem? Amid the confusion, it will fall upon Duncan to save the world from the hostile take-over to end all take-overs. A hilarious read from start to end, full of dark and clever humour. If you like your humorous books (think Douglas Adams, Robert Rankin or Terry Pratchett) then you will enjoy reading this.