A fun, fast-paced, humorous mystery about a brainy, relatable heroine, a government experiment gone wrong, and the zany world of T.O.P.S.E.C.R.E.T. espionage… My name is Julie Richardson, and if you'd told me one week ago that I'd be racing through the sewers of Paris in search of a golden thumb drive to stop an Evil Villain from destroying the world, I'd have thought you were describing some off-brand James Bond film. Unfortunately for me, I had to go and *accidentally* trigger a dangerous government experiment that turned me into the most sought-after source of classified intel on the planet. I used to be worried about my GPA and graduating college at the top of my class. Now, I've got bad guys chasing after me, so-called "good guys" trying to experiment on me, and Evil Villains threatening to cut out my brain! The good news is, there's a chance I could get my normal life back. The bad news is that chance is slim to none. Forced to go on a life-threatening government mission? Check.Accompanied by the world's most handsome/self-absorbed spy? Check.A plan? Not even close. Welcome to T.O.P.S.E.C.R.E.T. WARNING: This book contains laugh-out-loud screwball humor, mysterious clues, amateur sleuthing, non-stop adventure, and shameless movie references. For fans of action comedies, spy parodies, and unadulterated fun. Read at your own risk...