How to Survive a Pandemic
(eBook)

How innocent we all were in 2019, casually getting on with our lives as if we were not about to enter a global pandemic. If you could go back then and tell yourself anything what would it be? Invest in Zoom? Stock up on toilet paper and hand sanitizer? Or would you have told yourself that shit is about to hit the panini? This book does not explain how to invent a time machine (that book is coming or is it?) but instead, is a guide for the NEXT pandemic. Yup, the next pandemic. While we cannot prepare ourselves for the COVI-19 pandemic, we can get ready for future pandemics with the world's number one tool: memes. This book (how very dare I call this a book!) provides an overview of some of the things you will need to think about for the next pandemic using simple memes and ridiculous content. Don't take it seriously. At all. Don't take yourself seriously for that matter. Except if you are a doctor or an astronaut or something like this. Where was I? Oh yes, I was describing this book. That is enough detail. Buy it if you want something silly to read. Don't buy it if you are a serious doctor or astronaut and want scientific evidence and advice. Oh, also buy it if you like memes but you could also just use Google to find the best memes. Either way, be kind and keep smiling.