Seven Things Not to Do When Everyone's Trying to Kill You
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Being a wizard is hazardous to your health.Things not to do when being tracked by murderers:#1 Do not drag the girl you're in love with into your deadly mess.#2 Do not accept a bag full of money.#3 If you do accept said bag of money, don't be dumb enough to shove it down the back of your pants.#4 Do not get into a battle with the evil lunch lady.#5 Do not start a war in a tourist hotspot.#6 Do not let your dad find out you're a wizard.#7 Do NOT under any circumstances, no matter how desperate things might seem, let Eric Deldridge convince you to break into the Library and seize control of the magical world. Megan started writing when she discovered playing Cordelia in King Lear leaves you way too much time waiting backstage. She began her career as an author during an ill-fated trip to Oz. She hasn't stopped writing (even when living on a tour bus) since.Megan's wanderlust has led her all over the globe. When she's not planning her next escapade, she's diving into fantasy worlds where she doesn't have to worry about what rules she's supposed to follow or how many pairs of socks she can fit in her suitcase.Her latest series, Fracture Pact, finds seven teens pulling off the heist of the century to save magic. Psst…this book may feed on her love of Newport, RI, Manhattan, Las Vegas, mountains, and botanical gardens. Megan has a weakness for road trips. Having vampires, werewolves, mermaids, and hackers involved just adds to the excitement.Her love of storytelling has helped Megan weave her real-life exploits into eight different book series. From the epic fantasy world of Ilbrea to the paranormal dystopian romance of Girl of Glass, there is always a new way to escape into adventure.Megan would love to connect with you on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, or TikTok but feels obliged to warn you in advance that you will be hearing about her cats…a lot.If you want to stay up to date on all Megan's books and adventures (and hear about her cats), you can find all her social media links, including where to sign up for her readers community, at: Film / TV / Adaptation Inquiries:Allen EckhouseLogical Talent Managementallen@ Not all wizards were born to be heroes.Things not to do when you find out you're a wizard:#1 Do not destroy your apartment with magical fire. You WILL NOT get the security deposit back.#2 Do not form an alliance with the guy who is trying to murder you. This will end badly.#3 Do not drag the girl you're desperately in love with into your wizard mess. You risk her watching you fail miserably.#4 Under no circumstances should you get in the middle of an epic magical battle. Death will happen. Lots of death and bad things.
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O'Russell, M. (2020). Seven Things Not to Do When Everyone's Trying to Kill You. Megan O'Russell.
Chicago / Turabian - Author Date Citation (style guide)O'Russell, Megan. 2020. Seven Things Not to Do When Everyone's Trying to Kill You. Megan O'Russell.
Chicago / Turabian - Humanities Citation (style guide)O'Russell, Megan, Seven Things Not to Do When Everyone's Trying to Kill You. Megan O'Russell, 2020.
MLA Citation (style guide)O'Russell, Megan. Seven Things Not to Do When Everyone's Trying to Kill You. Megan O'Russell, 2020.
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