The kiss quotient
(Book)
Author:
Series:
Kiss quotient series ; volume 1.
Published:
New York : Jove, ©2018.
Format:
Book
Edition:
First edition.
Physical Desc:
ix, 317 pages ; 21 cm.
Status:
East Hampton Adult Fiction
FIC HOA
Description
"A heartwarming and refreshing debut novel that proves one thing: there's not enough data in the world to predict what will make your heart tick. Stella Lane thinks math is the only thing that unites the universe. She comes up with algorithms to predict customer purchases--a job that has given her more money than she knows what to do with, and way less experience in the dating department than the average thirty-year-old. It doesn't help that Stella has Asperger's and French kissing reminds her of a shark getting its teeth cleaned by pilot fish. Her conclusion: she needs lots of practice--with a professional. Which is why she hires escort Michael Phan. The Vietnamese and Swedish stunner can't afford to turn down Stella's offer, and agrees to help her check off all the boxes on her lesson plan--from foreplay to more-than-missionary position... Before long, Stella not only learns to appreciate his kisses, but crave all of the other things he's making her feel. Their no-nonsense partnership starts making a strange kind of sense. And the pattern that emerges will convince Stella that love is the best kind of logic."--
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East Hampton Adult Fiction
FIC HOA
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Bethany/Clark Adult Collection
FIC HOA
Due Apr 16, 2025
Branford/Blackstone Adult Fiction
FIC.
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Durham Adult Fiction
FIC HOANG
Due Apr 8, 2025
East Lyme Public Adult Fiction (PBK)
Hoang, Helen [Kiss] #01 (Kiss)
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Essex Adult Fiction
HOANG
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Gales Ferry (LPL) Adult Fiction
F Hoang
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Guilford Adult Fiction
FIC HOANG
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Haddam/Brainerd Adult Fiction
FIC HOANG
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Hamden/Whitneyville Adult Fiction
FIC/HOANG
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Madison/Scranton Adult Fiction
F HOANG
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Meriden Adult Fiction
FIC HOANG
Due Apr 22, 2025
North Branford/Atwater Adult Fiction
Fiction Hoang
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North Haven Adult Fiction
Fiction Hoang, Helen KISS#1
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North Stonington/Wheeler Adult Fiction
FIC HOANG [MAR 19]
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Old Lyme A Fiction
FIC HOANG
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Old Saybrook/Acton Adult Fiction
ROMANCE F HOANG
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Orange/Case Adult Fiction Book
Fiction Hoang
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Preston Adult Fiction
F HOANG, Helen
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Stony Creek/Willoughby Wallace Adult Fiction
FIC HOA
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West Haven Louis Piantino Adult Fiction
FIC HOANG
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Woodbridge Adult Fiction
FIC HOANG
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More Details
Language:
Unknown
ISBN:
9780451490803, 0451490800
Notes
General Note
"A JOVE book" -- Verso title page.
Description
"A heartwarming and refreshing debut novel that proves one thing: there's not enough data in the world to predict what will make your heart tick. Stella Lane thinks math is the only thing that unites the universe. She comes up with algorithms to predict customer purchases--a job that has given her more money than she knows what to do with, and way less experience in the dating department than the average thirty-year-old. It doesn't help that Stella has Asperger's and French kissing reminds her of a shark getting its teeth cleaned by pilot fish. Her conclusion: she needs lots of practice--with a professional. Which is why she hires escort Michael Phan. The Vietnamese and Swedish stunner can't afford to turn down Stella's offer, and agrees to help her check off all the boxes on her lesson plan--from foreplay to more-than-missionary position... Before long, Stella not only learns to appreciate his kisses, but crave all of the other things he's making her feel. Their no-nonsense partnership starts making a strange kind of sense. And the pattern that emerges will convince Stella that love is the best kind of logic."--,Provided by publisher.
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Citations
APA Citation (style guide)
Hoang, H. (2018). The kiss quotient. First edition. Jove.
Chicago / Turabian - Author Date Citation (style guide)Hoang, Helen. 2018. The Kiss Quotient. Jove.
Chicago / Turabian - Humanities Citation (style guide)Hoang, Helen, The Kiss Quotient. Jove, 2018.
MLA Citation (style guide)Hoang, Helen. The Kiss Quotient. First edition. Jove, 2018.
Note! Citation formats are based on standards as of July 2022. Citations contain only title, author, edition, publisher, and year published. Citations should be used as a guideline and should be double checked for accuracy.
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